February 2011
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Dammit, mom! How are you gonna answer the phone...
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Sorry to all of you Sarah Palin lovers out there,...
What the hell is she talking about?! Like ever! I do not understand her. I cannot genuinely like her as a human being. And I have watched whole interviews she has done, not just the snippets news programs show. I genuinely disrespect her. I can’t wait for the time when people say, “Sarah Palin” and everyone goes, “Who?” Again, I’m sorry to my followers who like...
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The only good thing to come out of this shitty-ass...
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DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC. SHOTGUN SHUTS THEIR CAKE...
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It's official!
I’m gonna be Batman for Halloween. Yes, you read that correctly. I will be BatMAN, not BatGIRL. I have so much Batman stuff, that I might as well. I just need a cape and a mask.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
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Ugh, I hope classes are cancelled tomorrow
The city is practically covered in ice and we’re still having freezing rain going on. We’re also expected to have a “light wintry mix” later on. I think I read somewhere that we’re supposed to get about 3 inches of ice? EIU, is gonna suck some balls if we have classes tomorrow.
January 2011
177 posts
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Being sick + watching an awards show = some pretty...
It was like everyone got drunk BEFORE the awards show even began so the red carpet interviews were…interesting. But at least in my dream all of the celebrities I care about were interviewed and they were televised. A drunk Jack McBrayer at one point went up to the camera and made it so his face took up everything on the screen. Then it cut to commercial break (a.k.a. I woke up). A bunch crap...
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So, this award season has left me upset more so...
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COLIN FIRTH!!
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Shitballs! I need to get a soliloquy from a...
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Question to the camera people: Who was that bitch...
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I just want to say that even though I wanted 30...
Betty White. . .that's QUITE acceptable! She...
TINA TINA TINA!!!
PLEASE!!
Alec looking so shocked! Adorable!!
AMY!!!!
Mom: Maybe you would feel better if you put...
No, mom, I won’t. It’ll just make end up making me uncomfortably warm…This is what happens when I have a warmer internal body heat than average and then I get sick.
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Hey, we just talked about some of these unions the...
I've never watched Mad Men, but I root for them...
BETTY AND ALEC!!
Ugh! I don't give two shits about ANY of the...
It would be really nice if Tina and Amy could be interviewed together. Can you just work with me, please, E?
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GAH! I'm supposed to be reading The London...
But all this SAG stuff is making it next to impossible…plus, it just doesn’t seem interesting.
In a random side note: I have worn two different...
I went to school that way cause I felt like it. To this day, I wear two different socks. I feel weird if I wear matching socks…unless they’re the socks my grandma knit for me.
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C'mon, E! You should know by now what celebrities...
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What the fuck E?! Why did you skip over Amy?!?!
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Whoa! No more Jesus look from Christian Bale
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I'm SOOO glad Tina is not wearing a dark color!
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I just discovered that I have a bit of dyslexia
It wasn’t until tonight that I learned that Dianna Agron’s last name is not A-R-G-O-N.
Balloons make things grow
Reblog if you're insanely bored right now and you...
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any kind please
anon
sexual
hey whats up
advice
random
tell me about yourself
favorite bands
why you follow me
…anything
will anyone do this…
DO IT NOW
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Wait, what?!
There were only two people in the helicopter. If they both hug each other, who the hell is flying said helicopter?!
Okay, I know I've been drinking, but seriously WTF...
I’m so fucking lost it’s not even funny! Apparently baby alligators jacked up on steroids can jump like two feet.
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Aww! My cats are sleeping with their heads pressed...
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Omg, I love Syfy original movies so much!
Everything about them is so terribly bad, but that’s what makes them so awesomely good! Currently watching Mega Python vs Gatoroid, and that was after Mega Piranha. . .oh and did I mention that 80s pop singers Debbie Gibson and Tiffany both star in this.
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the-girlieshow:
(via joaniesobliviousboobs)
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Oh! One of the best things happened today in the...
We’re working on the set for Tartuffe and I had the job of looking through the 1 x 3s to find a total of 8 so I could get working on the chair railing. I was told to make sure they are 8 feet long and fairly straight. My friend Josh comes over to “help” and we then sort out the wood based on actor/actress counterparts. The goal is find the Halle berry (aka flawless). Thrown in...
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All the images/gifs of Leslie eating that waffle...
Gave Outsourced a try tonight
And it’s a definite no for me. I really should go with my instincts when it comes to comedies: every time I’ve thought a show was not going to be my cup of tea and I give it a try, my instinct always ends up being right.
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Why can't Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock be like...
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The hour of 8:30 to 9:30 was totally awesome in my...
And now I’m actually going to give Outsourced a semi-try while I wait for my friend to come pick me up so we can go workout.