February 2012
40 posts
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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ugh! i need motivation!
i cannot for the life of me get this paper done
it’s already late, and tomorrow is the last day i can turn it before it becomes a zero
FML
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
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YES! Scorsese Drinking Game callback!!
classicajays:
Why couldn’t it had been Tina with RDJ and Gwyneth Paltrow with Bradley Cooper? That makes much more sense
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WTF is going on on my screen rn??
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Is it just me, or is JLo's areola showing a little...
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Reblog if you're gonna be alone on Valentine's...
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big surprise Zooey Deschanel's singing a song and...
reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
Comedy: A Rape Joke That Will Actually Make You... →
rufustfirefly:
And cringe. Above, Ever Mainard proves that rape jokes can be funny — in this case, funny because they’re true.
January 2012
36 posts
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rufustfirefly:
tina fey for all the awards for her performance on every award show ever
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I think it'd be so awesome if just ONCE
The camera would pan to a celebrity who was getting ready to be interviewed by Guiliana Rancic and you just saw his/her look of utter disgust. Even if it was just for a split second. Oh, that would make my day!!
Adele: I set fire to the rain Me: Mom: Adele: Watched it pour Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
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FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP...
thesylverlining:
agniology:
westfalias:
voldemortattacks:
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/end-acta-and-protect-our-right-privacy-internet/MwfSVNBK
Please pass along and sign!
signal boost go!
gogogo
WORK YOUR TUMBLR MAGIC.
FLY, MY PRETTIES!
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hyannah:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
humblyjumbly:
professional-cockblocker:
ninadobsession:
when we all go to jail
we should scratch hashtags and clever insights into the walls
#unf that security guard is so hot
#gpoy *scratch drawing of you in a jumpsuit*
#miss nutella real bad #creys
#omg tumblr meetup in the cafeteria today at 6pm
#omg did you see the way those two guards were looking at each other #OTP
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