rufustfirefly:

tina fey for all the awards for her performance on every award show ever

The camera would pan to a celebrity who was getting ready to be interviewed by Guiliana Rancic and you just saw his/her look of utter disgust. Even if it was just for a split second. Oh, that would make my day!!

Adele: I set fire to the rain
Me:
Mom:
Adele: Watched it pour
Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.

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meggs:

GPOY

Rolly will forever be my favorite!

thesylverlining:

agniology:

westfalias:

voldemortattacks:

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/end-acta-and-protect-our-right-privacy-internet/MwfSVNBK

Please pass along and sign!

signal boost go!

gogogo

WORK YOUR TUMBLR MAGIC.

FLY, MY PRETTIES!

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potterheadproblems:

apoptosis-bound

saras-scrapbook:

THIS. Always & Forever.

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hyannah:

that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash

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humblyjumbly:

professional-cockblocker:

ninadobsession:

when we all go to jail

we should scratch hashtags and clever insights into the walls

#unf that security guard is so hot

#gpoy *scratch drawing of you in a jumpsuit*

#miss nutella real bad #creys

#omg tumblr meetup in the cafeteria today at 6pm

#omg did you see the way those two guards were looking at each other #OTP

#guiseguiseguise did i just saw those two guards touching hands? #SHIPIT

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